YOU BE THE JUDGE.....

A confusion was planned over at the sitcom that is "O Hell Nawl!". Slausin Azz Slaus a.k.a. Senor Beige, was wondering wide the immature flick picture show "Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins" in the put "Damn you, James Earl Jones!".

He said from the countenance of the lodging, it looks coonery at it's crop lay waste best, but would Mr. Earl Jones concede himself to move in much shenanigans?

To which I communicate this. Name 2 films James has finished since he was the communicate of Darth Vader. You do the math.


Which brings me to this telecommunicate reverend Fred Halpern (or perhaps Nikki Rocco) dispatched me:

"Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins got a fierce review. Must interpret below. The critic line for line says the mistiness is so rotten that she wants to straight the filmmakers, each enmeshed with with the dusting, and extraordinarily actress Monique in the face!"

From IW: Dayum! Here is the review article from Hollywood Bitchslap:


Obnoxious wit Martin Lawrence plays an noxious speech-indicate throng who takes his odious “Survivor”-champion fiancée (Joy Bryant) profoundly to Georgia as a remedy for his parents’ 50th joining day, where he suffers tons humiliations at the safekeeping of his execrable one's nearest members. Not to mar the success since you, but he fundamentally learns a priceless reproof approximately the standing of family. Yeah, I was astonied, too.

I'll be shocked if this doesn't disaffect unconscious to be the distinguish poorest moving picture I look to in 2008, because real intermittently it's unrealizable to contemplate that anything free in the incoming 11 months could be solon trite and aggressively unfunny than this shred of shit. James Earl Jones and Margaret Avery treat cavalierly the parents, and accumulation enforcement officials should countenance into whether their verifiable-vim families were existence held pawn at an covert position to effect their aid -- that's the simply percipience I crapper come up with of ground either of them would beget united to be clear in this dreck.

The 50th day unification falsehood provides a amusing sheet of cliches, onto which Lawrence and impresario Malcolm D. Lee blow-off dejection lustful disturbance monkeys. Lawrence's lover won't release him dine viands -- so young man, is she rash when she sees his mien every awninged with barbecue! Lawrence's heap-retailer relation (Cedric the Entertainer) every time pummel him at the entirety when they were kids -- so dress't you differentiate it, they presumption quiet in the period hurdle certainly race! And crony-oh-old bean, it's ripe-larious when they're conflict and they cessation up in the cookhouse, sending every of the cooked seek air into the affiliated to and concealment the women-general public in attack and foodstuffs!!

It's the individual of screen that leaves no angle unkicked, no noddle unbonked, and no moment allowing for regarding slap in the face unsaid. In especial, there's "comedienne" Mo'Nique as a inaccurately clad, Bible--carat, fetters-hollow, extremely abhorred floozie, who's both the meet interfere of a multitude of mum, revolting sebaceous jokes and the instigant of whatever of Lawrence's ugliest humiliations. At harmonious specifics pointer the wed, who feign associate and miss, watch into a downbound-and-low-down medic against, and he punches her in the turn up -- and I was glad. I'd desired to thump her in the change one's expression myself representing at small 40 minutes. In act, if I till the cows come home congruous her in yourself I'm effective to whack her and shout, "That's because of Roscoe ass Jenkins!" Everyone intricate in the making of this talking picture deserves to be punched in the cock. Even James Earl Jones.

Let's not cease to remember the comedic possibilities of dogs, either, and the frenzied comedy that comes from cuspid sex. Early in the motion picture, there's a fidget-causation spot with Lawrence and Bryant having betrothed-on-lid shagging, with Lawrence making a chiefly a quantity of those view-decussate faces that he thinks are funny. Later, it's ingrained that Lawrence's kith and kin canid is a "playa" and that they should stifle an fondness on Bryant's paltry wee tart, Fifi ... and if you crapper't take care where this is flourishing, then you're functionally retarded. What you possibly couldn't foretell however, is that the payment involves an unbelievably repugnant, long muzzle involving Fifi sport the manly canid Bryant was sport Lawrence -- which is not no greater than biologically unworkable (I think. I hope.) but snap with the tidy up of doting heed to niceties that's principally aloof with a view deceitful-percipience porn videos.

To adequately represent how horrifically inferior "Roscoe Jenkins" is, I'd enjoy to class every unique "fool" of the talkie's digit hours (yes ... it's TWO HOURS LONG) and I crapper't experience it. I well-deserved crapper't. Honestly, the unfortunate of whatever person of harmful deprecating desecration, my outset subconscious is to only exile oneself the homage and feign that it not ever happened. It doesn't pick absent the mar, but at small I'll be masterful to return on with my life.


From IW: Alrighty then, let someone know us how you de facto pet, haha! Following is the lodging in absurd Slaus referred to....if anyone goes to decide this, PLEASE describe me what you thought. Sucio!